Thank You, Democrats

Kudos are in order for the gifts that our Government and its political parties have given us citizens of this once wonderful country. It’s high time that someone actually step up and articulate a big and hearty “THANK YOU” to our illustrious Federal caretakers for all its benevolence, and I’m just the guy to do it!

As most of you know, there’s a new norm for our national debt. In the early 1800’s, and only then, we were actually debt free. Since then, America’s bill has gone up steadily, and now we can be proud of our newly acquired outstanding bill of 17 trillion dollars. That number reads like this,

$17,000,000,000,000.

I believe that’s around $50,000 apiece for we who make up the residents of this country.

Thank you Democrats.

Shortly after our declaration of our cleared books, we were treated to a long drawn out war between the states in which one Party fought to keep black people enslaved and the opposing Party fought to free them.

Thank you Democrats, sorry it didn’t work out for you.

Since the Democrats lost that noble fight to hold fast to their beloved chains encircling the necks of their fellow Americans, the brave and honorable radical Democrat terrorist group was formed: The Ku Klux Klan. The lynchings in the South throughout the mid twentieth century by white hooded and robed Democrats were finally stamped out but not before many victims of that compassionate and loving political Party had added many notches to its belt.

Thank you Democrats.

Moving on, America found herself embroiled in the Viet Nam war, a police action, really, but one that cost us around 50 thousand US lives.

We’ve had wars before, ones requiring more in blood, but that particular war has one distinction. It seems that the Viet Nam war was the only one where many citizens engaged in denigrating our soldiers when they returned home, calling them baby killer and spitting on them as they stepped onto the runway of American soil. That war also has the distinction of having the highest number of suicides attributed to it. Freak coincidence? I think not.

Thank you Democrats.

And finally, the Democrats’ coup de gras, the pinnacle of their accomplishments, the Piece de Resistance of achievement. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you . . . drumroll, please . . .

Over fifty million babies murdered under their sacred ‘choice’ since Roe vs. Wade.

The number of little black people that have been ‘lynched’ in the womb by abortion is overwhelming in comparison to those hanged in the South.

The Democrat appetite is insatiable.

Of course, that was the goal all along for Leftist hero and Planned Parenthood founder, Margaret Sanger. Like the Nazis, she was a big proponent of eugenics. Her idea was to get rid of those pesky black babies through abortion, cutting down on the proliferation of such undesirables.

“We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the negro population.”

That’s a quote from the Democrat Party icon. Oh, and Sanger’s views of black people are ever so endearing as you can see from another of her quotes,

“They are . . . human weeds, spawning human beings who never should have been born.”

Wow, what a woman, huh? How proud Hilary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz must be of their women’s liberation role model. Yet another gift of our caring government in that it has given – to date – 540.6 million dollars of tax-payer money to that very organization.

Thank you Democrats.

So, there you have it. Gratitude must be acknowledged.

And the award for best humanitarian goes to . . .

Oh, I almost forgot. With the exception of its victorious win over the Democrats in the Civil War, I have to give a big thanks to Republicans as well, for DOING NOTHING ABOUT ALL OF THE ABOVE!

(singing in Louis Armstrong’s voice) ‘And I say to myself . . . what a wonderful world . . .”